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Es se pehle k MUHBBAT me khsara hojaye, Aao mil bethein k ye wqt hmara ho jaye. Humne kl rat rub se ye DUAA ki he, Tum jisko chaho woh tumhara hojaye. Ameen.

Ho chuka ab kisi ka wo Kabhi meri ZINDAGI tha wo kon bhulta hay PEHLI MUHABBAT Meri sari khushi tha wo Phoolon ki tarha muskurata tha Mere honton Ki hansi tha wo Baad barson dekha tha usay Aaj b utna he haseen tha wo Zindagi jis k naam kardi Faraz Afsos log kehtay hen ajnabi tha wo.

zoq-e-janon ko had se guzar jane do wo smaitne aye ga hmain bikhr jane do abi dastras mai ho to ehsas nhi usko ro ro k pukare ga humain dor to jane do,

Yaar b raah ki dewar samajte hain muje, Main samajta tha mere yaar samajte hain muje. Mai to yun chup hon k andr se bohat khali hon, Aur sb log pur-israr samajte hain muje. Mai to badltay huay halaat mein dhal jata hon, Dekhne walay adakaar samajte hain muje. Wo jo us paar hain un k lye is paar hon mai, Wo jo is paar hain us paar samajte hain muje Naik logon mei muje naik gina jata hai Aur gunahgar gunahgar samajte hain muje. . . !

Mumkin jo agar hota, Hum tumko bhula dety, Yaadon ko kafan de kar, Be waqt sula dety, Tanhayi main ji lety, Tumko na sada dety, Is Dil se tery Dil tak, Deewar utha dety, Mumkin jo agar hota, Hum tumko bhula dety..

zoq-e-janon ko had se guzar jane do wo smaitne aye ga hmain bikhr jane do abi dastras mai ho to ehsas nhi usko ro ro k pukare ga humain dor to jane do,

Mera lafz lafz dua dua , Mere ansoun sy dhula huwa , Tmhein zindagi ki sahar mily, Tmhein khushboun ka safar mily, Tm pay gard-e-ghum b na par saky, Tere ankh num b na ho saky, Tera piyar jis pay nisar ho, Wo hamesha tmhary pas ho, Tm pey khushiun ki barsat ho, Or taveel tere hayaat ho

Count these stars * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Lo aik aur sweet person hamari yad mei taray gin raha hy..!

Jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,hum ko bhi koi ek shakhs yaad ayega,tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke gamon ko,jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega!

This love is love the love best love way love to love say love to u love that love ilove miss love u love ,sead it again widout word love!

Jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,hum ko bhi koi ek shakhs yaad ayega,tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke gamon ko,jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega!

Jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,hum ko bhi koi ek shakhs yaad ayega,tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke gamon ko,jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega!

bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool samajh kar bhool jana.are bhoolna sirf bhool ko .bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

Zindagi behaal hai sur hai na taal hai,msgbox bhi kangal hai,kye aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,yaar kuch tu bhejo ya meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai,

Dil se teri yaad ko juda to nahi kia, Rakha jo tujhe yaad bura to nahi kia, Hum se ap hain naraz kis liye, Hum ne kabhi ap ko khafa to nahi kia..

Dunia me kabi kisi ache insan ko talash mat kro Balke khud buhat ache ban jao ho skta hai k ap k is amal se kisi or ki talash khatam ho jae......!

"Eid card 4u" *|"""""'""'"""|* *|.+""+.+""+.'|* *|+ EID +|* *| "+. .+" |* *| "+" |* *|MUBARAK|* * EID MUBARAK bohat payar k saath¤*¤bohat chahat k saath;;;*bohat bohat mohabat k sath.( *%*¤*)

jab kabi mosom men khushbo bikhar jae jab kabi chadni raat nikhar jaye jab kabi bewaja dharkan machal jaye to samjna hum nay yad keya....... ()~bra!n_k!ll3r~()

Dil ka rishta hai humara,Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumhara,Her yaad me hai chehra tumhara,SMS,nahi to kya hoa,

Question: "Sachi Bahaduri ki sb se alaa misaal kia hai...? Ans: "Aap ko shadeed LOOSE MOTIONS aa rahe hon or aap per b buhat risk le kr puu maar deen...! ;->

()~bra!n_k!ll3r~()

Sarkari kam or tattay hamesha latke rahte hai. 2.Maut or poti kisi ko puch kar nahi aati. 3.Ghareeb aur mummay hamesha dabaye jate hain 4.Lun aur musibat kabhi bhi kharre ho sakte hai. 5.Phudi aur doodh ke phatne par hamesha aurat he chillati hai. 6.Chappal aur gaand kabhi bhi phat sakti hai.(AM)

Tufani barish me raat ko shop per 1 admi pizza lene aya. SHOPKEPER: aap shadi shuda ho? Admi: Is tufani barish me kia meri maa mujhy pizza lene bheje ge?

samandar kirait hatton main samai nahi jati!dilon ki mohhabat labon sebatayi nahi jati,ki jati hai unse mohabat jinse dilki koi baat chupayi nahi jati!. Brain_killer

وفادار ھاں وفاکریساں جان مگسیں فداکریساں الله واسطےھک چمی دےچاملنگ بنداھاں دعاکریساں....

Meri har ik baat " k " Har ik jumlay " k " Har ik lafz " k " Har ik matlab mein Sirf aik DUA hai. " k " *tum Sada Khush Raho

Sarkari kam or tattay hamesha latke rahte hai. 2.Maut or poti kisi ko puch kar nahi aati. 3.Ghareeb aur mummay hamesha dabaye jate hain 4.Lun aur musibat kabhi bhi kharre ho sakte hai. 5.Phudi aur doodh ke phatne par hamesha aurat he chillati hai. 6.Chappal aur gaand kabhi bhi phat sakti hai.(AM)

"Our New Genration" Miss says to a kid of nursery clas, Count from 1 to 10, i wil give u a kiss. kid replied;If i count from 1 to 1000 ,will u sleep with me:-

Girl to Najoomi: Baba ji meri darmiyan wali daulat ki lakeer bohat chhoti hai. Najoomi: Bacha ye chhoti rahay gi to daulat aati rahey gi..

Shaam k ujalon par Apny narm hatho say Koi baat achi si Koi khwab sacha sa Koi bolti khushbu Koi sochta lamha Jab b likhna chaho gay Soch k daricho sy Yaad k hawalon sy Mera naam chup chup kr Tum ko yaad aye ga Hath kaanp jain gay shaam theher jay gi Meri YaaD aYe Gi.

Humsafar to sath sath chalte hain, Raste bewafa badaltay hain, Aap ka chehra hai jab se aankhon me, Meri aankhon se log jalte hain. ()~bra!n_k!ll3r~()

Kabhi yad aao to is tarha Kabhi Gungunao to is tarha Mera dard phir sy ghazal bany Kabhi dil dukhao to is tarha Meri dharkaneiñ bhi larz utheiñ Kabhi bhol jao to is tarha Na sisak sakaiñ na bilak sakaiñ Kabhi chor jao to is tarha Na ujar sakaiñ,na sanwr sakaiñ.. "KABHI YAAD AAO TU ES TARHA". ()~bra!n_k!ll3r~()

Sabi udas mousam hain kabi milnay chalay aao,,,dukhon main hm to gum sum hain kabi milnay chalay aao,,tmharay pas to hon gi zamanay bhar ki sb khushian,,hmaray pas to bs tm ho kabi milnay chalay aao,,tmhari yad ab dil ko bht tkleef daity hay k ab ankhain b pur nam hain kabi milnay chalay aao.()~bra!n_k!ll3r~()

Dil se teri yaad ko juda to nahi kia, Rakha jo tujhe yaad bura to nahi kia, Hum se ap hain naraz kis liye, Hum ne kabhi ap ko khafa to nahi kia..

~ Kitabon sey daleelain dun, ya khud ko samnay rakh dun.. ~ Wo mujh sey poch betha hy "MOHABAT" kis ko kehty hain!!

Dil ki darkan mai mohabat ki rawani dy ja, Koi afsana koi geet neshani dy ja, Ya mery naam koi pyar bhara khat likh dy, Ya koi dhoond k tasveer purani dy ja.

Ajab tarha k log bastey hain teray shehar mein "FARAZ" Mitt jatey hain ANAA mein magar MOHABBAT nahin kartey...

Wo janta hy k muj se sabar nahi hoga Wo mere dard se tu bekhabar nahi hoga Mai do qadam jo chaloun dil pukarta hy yehi K wo sath na ho tu safar nahi hoga....

Kabhi toota nahi mere dil se uski yaad ka talism" Guftagu jis se bhi ho khayal uska hi rehta hy.

Main To Ik Toota Huwa Patta Hoon Meri Okat Hi Kiya Hai "Faraz", Phoolon Ko Bhi Jala Daity Hein Tere Shehar Kay Log.

Wada na kro agar tum nibah na sako, Chaho na os ko jisay tom pa na sako, Dost to donya mein bahot hotay hein, Magar ik shaks aisa rakho jis ke bina tum moskra na sko.

Wo kam sukhan Wo kuj ada Wo bewafa acha lga Jub b mila rotha hua Jub b mila acha lga Wo zulm pe ma'il boht Wo jabr ka qa'il boht Us ka sitam Har ek sitam mujh ko sada acha lga. Tum pyar k qabil nhi Tum pyar k la'iq nhi Us ne kaha Hum se kaha Hum ne suna acha lga.

Letter 4 u. _________@(________(@ @(________(@ please open it @=======@ /"'*,I,*"/ / "MISS"/ / "*U.*"/ @======@ \"LOVE"\ \"*IS*" \ \ ''LIFE" \ @======@ / "LIFE" / / "*IS*"// "ROSE"/ @======@ @=========@\"ROSE"IS"\ \beautiful'\ \beautiful'\ \"**IS**"\ \*"YOU"*\ \*"AND"*\ \ONLY",U\ @========= /"I "Miss" U"/ @==========@ || || ||==|| appy || || \\ // \\// elantine """ ||"'": ||___: ay.()~bra!n_k!ll3r~()

JOKE! A thief jumped into a Srdars house & asked sona kidhr hai? srdar Ji replied:- ullo dy pethy sara ghar khali paya ay. Jithy mrzi lamma py ja :-()~bra!n_k!ll3r~()

Aik.din.jab.hum.dunya.say.chalyjain.gay.mut.sochna.aap.ko.hum.bhool.jain.gay.bus.aik.bar.asman.ki.taraf.dakhna.meray.@@@@@@@@@@@@===@@@@@@@@SMSsitaroon.per.likhy.nazar.aayan.gay

Ruotha.is.ada.say.k.rut.hi.bdalgai.ek.sakhac.saray.shar.ko.warana.sa.kar.gay

Döst Käbhi Döstöün Sé Khäfä Nähi Höté, Dil Mil Ké Käbhi Jüdä Nähi Höté, Hösäké Tö Bhülä Dénä Hämäri Khämiyün Kö, Kyün Ké Insän Käbhi Khüdä Nähi Höté.

JOKE! Wife: Pehle tum daily karte thay Phir weekly Ab monthly karte ho Husband: Pehle teri aisi () thi Phir aisi ( ) hue Ab aisi ( ) hai Ab kya apna SIR daloon.

--Ae hawa Tujay Qasam ha Chandni ratoon ki, --Ab ki bar-- Jo Shaher-e-Wafa Say Guzar ho tera to --Sargoshiyoon M Usay Itna khna, "Koi tuje yad kr rha ha"

Nafrtain lakh milin, koi mohbat na mili, Zindgi beet gai per rahat na mili, Teri mehfil me her shakhs ko hansta dekha, Aik me tha jise hansne ki ijazt na mili.

Ye Dosti ka Rishta tootay na kabhi, Aiy Dost tu mujse Roothay na kabhi. Kartay hain Rab se har pal Dua yehi, Door reh kar bhi apna Sath Chootay na kab

"GOLDEN WORDS" Jis Ko Tum Chaho. UsKo Kabhi Aazmana Mat. QK Agar Wo Bewafa B Nikla To Dil Tumhara Hi Toote Ga...

Wafa ki dastan-e-gham chalo tum ko sunaty hain jo dil pr daagh hain apne sabhi tumko dikhaty hain suno neendein nhi ati k dil betab rhta hai kabhi titli k kachy rang kabhi jugnu staty hain suno,jab shaam hoti hai andheron se khafa ho kr teri yadoon k mnder main charaag-e-shab jalaty hain.,

Chaand muthi mein chupany ka kbi socha na tha, Roshni k shehr jany ka kbi socha na tha, Un ki ankhon mein lrzta hai hmara aks Q, Panion py ghr bnany ka kbi socha na tha, Ap ki janib sy aey to utha kr rkh liay, Pthron sy ghr sjany ka kbi socha na tha, Astan tum ny bdl dala vgrna hm ny to, Sng-e-dr sy sr uthany ka kbi socha na tha, Dil gnwa bethy to tb ja kr kehin hm pr khula, Teer ka socha, Nishany ka kbi socha na tha.

Yadon mein tri yad thi, kya yad tha kuch yad nhi, Tri yad me sb bhol gay, kia bhol gay kuch yad nhi, Bus yad ho tum Sirf yad ho tum, kyn yad ho kuch yad nhi. ()~bra!n_k!ll3r~()

Ab Kia Likhen Kaghaz Pr, Ab Likhny Ko Kia Baqi Hy, Ek Dil Tha Wo Tot Gya, Ab Totny Ko Kia Baqi Hy, Ek Shakhs Ko Hm Ny Chaha Tha, Ek Rait Pe Naqsh Banaya Tha, Wo Rait To Kb Ki Bikhr Gae, Wo Naqsh Kahan Ab Baqi Hn, Hum Jinko Apni Nazmon Ka, Unwan Bnaya Krty Thy, Lafzon Ka Bna K Taj Mhal, Kaghaz Pr Sjaya Krty Thy, Wo Hum Ko Akela Chor Gya, Sb Rishton Sy Mun Mor Gya, Ab Rasty Sary Sony Hn, Wo Pyar Kahan Ab Baqi Hy, Ab Kia Likhen Hum Kagaz Pr.

Every tear is a sign of broknes Every silence is a sign of loneliness Every smile is a sign of kindness Every sms is a sign of rememberance

Abhi soorj nhi dooba zara si shaam hony do, Mein khud ho jaon ga badnaam pehly naam hony do, Abhi mujh ko nhi krna hai aitraf_e shikst, Mein sub tasleem kr loon ga ye chrcha Aam hony do, Meri hsti nhi anmol phir bhi bik nhi skta, Wafain baich lena pr zara nelaam hony do, Naey aghaaz mein he hosla Q torr bethy ho, Jeet jao gy tum sub kuch zara anjaam hony do.

Zindagi behaal hai sur hai naa taal hai, msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai, yaar kuch tu bhejo ya meri mobil

THIRSTY_ZARDARI
Once upon a time there was a thirsty ZARDARI. He flew here and there in search of money but could not find it. At last he went to America. There he saw a world bank. There were much dollers in it. He tried to get dollers but failed. He hit upon a plan. He killed his wife and became President. Now he has filled his accounts with dollars. He is very happy and soon will fly away. MORAL: Corruption iz the mother of ZARDARI.

Story of KISSES:When u kiss an Amrican Girl she said:Kiss me Hard.Indian Girl:Kiss me Soft.Philpini girl:kiss me loong Pakistani Girl:Jaldi karo Ammi aajaye gi

Kabhi kisi sa Zikar,e,Judaai Mat karna:Is Dil sa kabhi {Ruswaai}Mat karna:jab dil Uth jaye Hum se to Bata dena:Na Bata kar{Bewafaai}Mat karna

Мαкαι кι Яотι, Nιмвυ кα ααcнαя.Sυяαj кι Кιяиαιи кнυsнιyо кι вαнαя Cнαиd кι cнαиdиι,Āρρ кα ρyαя Мυвαяιк но Āρρ ко yεн иαyα sααl***Hαρρy***Nεω***Yεαя2011

ھر قرض دوستی کا اداکون کرےگا.ہم نا ھونگےتووفاکون کرےگا.یارب میرےدوست کوسلامت رکھناورنامیرے جینے کی دعاکون کرےگا

Phool tor kar bakhera nahi karte, Hum har kisi k dil mein basera nahi karte, Hamari to sansen bhi ruk jati hain ae dost, Jis roaz hum zikar tera nahin karte,...

TUM Mano na mano ye haqeeqat ha, Dosat ansan ke zarorat ha, Kis din aao hamari mahfil ma, Jan jao gay zindage kitni khoobsoorat hai,

Humari نيت Mai Chahat Chahat Mai خلوص Khuloos Mai پیار Pyar Mai عبادت Ibadat Mai خدا Khuda Se دعا K tum Humesha Muskurata Raho.

Itni Asani Se Kese Bhool Jata Hai Koi Reh Reh Kar Kyun Yaad Aata Hai Koi Umar Bhar Yaad Karte Rahenge Hum Dekhte Hain Kab Tak Hamen Bhulata Hai Koi

Mere wajood ko tÜ smaet Ly main bikhar raha hun zara zara Mere Änsuon ko b ponch Ly main sisak raha hun zara zara Meri Chahton ko smajh kabi meri hasraton ka khayal kar TÉre deedar ki ik Aarzu main tarap raha hun zara zara, Apny pyar ka ik Diya meri raah mein to jala kabi, Andheri raat ka Näag mujy das raha hai zara zara, Aa DIL pe mere hath rakh meri dhrkano ko Qärar dy. Meri saans to hai chal rahi par jee raha hun zara zara

Aik Aurat Bazurg k paoun Cho kar boli, Baba g koi changi mat deo, Baba G; O bibi brazeir pa k Aya karo, Hilday vekh k tay Babey di Apni mat waj jandi ae.!!

Apni ammi da arman mitti wich na mila bethin Wekien koi nawa syapa na paa bethien Jehray paisay milay ne tenu sabzi wasTay Ohna da EAZY LOAD na karwa bethien

What's ur Opinion? Muhabat se bnaye gaey Rishty mazboot hoty hain Ya Rishton se ki jany wali muhabat zyada mazboot hoti hy? Reply must with solid Reason?

¤Hawa ko Khusbo "MUBARAK", ¤Fiza ko Mausam "MUBARAK" ¤Dilon ko pyar "MUBARAK", ¤aap ko hamari taraf sy eid mubarak

khwab udure sahi khwab sahare to hain,khwab juthe sahi khwab humare to hain,jyse tyse kat hi jay gi zindagi,tum humare na sahi hum tumhare to hain.

Teri surat mere dil main aise bas gai hay, Ghor farmaiyega.. Teri surat mere dil me aise bas gai hay. Jese pant ki zip may lulli phans gai hy.
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